QUESTION:

Funny retirement quotes

What are your favorite funny retirement quotes?

Here are our favorites:

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought first tired of working, then tired of not.
Richard Armour

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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asked by NReditor, 1/3/2008
Categories: Retirement Quotes
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Answered by: bobhumberson, 08/31/08
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I have my retirement planned to the exact day...the day I die!

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Answered by: Ralf, 06/05/09
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it". - Gene Perret


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