• Question
  • Funny retirement quotes

    Asked on 1/3/2008

    What are your favorite funny retirement quotes?

    Here are our favorites:

    The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
    Source Unknown

    Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
    Jonathan Clements

    When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
    Chi Chi Rodriguez

    Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
    George Burns

    Retired is being twice tired, I've thought first tired of working, then tired of not.
    Richard Armour

    A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
    Ella Harris

    The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
    Abe Lemons

    Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
    Author Unknown

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  • I have my retirement planned to the exact day...the day I die!

  • Login to rate this answer:   Answered on 8/31/2008
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  • Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it". - Gene Perret


    More retirement quotes can be found here:-
    http://www.futureyears.com/lifestyle/retirement-fun/retirement-quotes.html

  • Login to rate this answer:   Answered on 6/5/2009
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